Does ‘Bless Your Heart’ mean ‘I hate you’?
Fatback has been talking about Sexy, Southern gossip in his blog Fatback and Collards. In our Enterview, we asked him to explain why he believes bless your heart really does mean I hate you.
What is your blog about?
Fatback and Collards covers celebrity gossip, entertainment and music news, Hollywood hi jinxes and lots of lies that we make up to get chicks.
Tell us about yourself / your team.
I’m Fatback, the main editor. That’s nom de plume, which is a fancy French term that keeps me from getting fired for blogging at work. I’m a badass. People respect that. That’s why I’m feared and maligned in the blogosphere.
Are you the only author / contributor?
I have several sexy writers that collaborate with me at my secret island mansion. We mostly write stories in the nude using ink harvested from poisonous octopi. Then I pay an island girl to type all of it on my laptop because I don’t like touching technology with my bare hands.
How did you get started?
I started the site as a tongue in cheek parody of southern life with some celebrity gossip thrown in. I quickly realized that nobody cared about what I had to say, they were more interested in Paris Hilton and Britney Spears and whom they were having sex with at the moment. PhD completely wasted.
Source of your content?
Although our stories are ripped from the headlines, we add original spicy commentary that sets us apart from the regular rabble. Our gossip site is classy. Like those little cherries in fancy cocktails. For reals. No Billy Bush, star coddling here. If you’re famous and act a fool, you’re gonna get both barrrels. Also, if you’re hot and moderately naked, you have a special place in our hearts.
How frequently do you write / post?
3-5 times a day. Sometimes more if my boss is being a bitch.
Does your blog generate revenue?
Yes. But a gentleman must stay discreet. *cough* I’m rich *cough*.
Who visits your blog?
Fatback and Collards visitors are typically really smart, supermodels who like to run on the beach at night with no clothes. That and a pretty good mix of all races, creeds, colors, incomes and education levels. I usually suggest having a dictionary around, because we can get pretty high brow. We’re an erudite bunch. (See? Told you!) Our readers are very engaged and come from all over not just from the south. I’m like an ambassador of sexy blog love bringing the blogosphere together for the good of all.
Do you consider yourself successful in blogging?
Why? Yes. I’m pretty funny, I know search engine optimization and I make lots of money.
What do you think is the reason behind your success?
Complete awesomeness on the genetic level. I’m practically a superhero.
Do you have another job?
Yes. Shhhhh.
Would you like to add anything else?
What does PG stand for? Did I come off as too misogynistic? I’m really not. What are you wearing? Unless you’re a dude. Well, you can still tell me, but don’t expect much in the way of compliments. Especially if you wear Dockers. Dockers suck.
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